Guys..finally I moved to Dull Jack..a place to share my amateur scriblings.
If you have been with me this all time on this place,I will really miss your love and support.
But being an online blogger,I preferred shift to a better part of this virtual world. Basicall I was bored you see :)
My new link will be:
dulljack.wordpress.com
So you can forget unsignedneel.blogspot.com (damn,too long a name..Yeah! I know)
All posts in this site follows there too.
Wish to see you peeps there!
Take my love,Take care.
See you there.
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Awesome Calvin
Calvin: Do you like being a girl?
Susie: Its gotta be better than the alternative.
Calvin: What’s it like? Is it like being a bug?
Susie: Like a WHAT??
Calvin: I imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a cruel trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitude of it.
Courtesy:Calvin-Hobbes;
P.S:Dedicated to all the girls I have been close to, till date.
Susie: Its gotta be better than the alternative.
Calvin: What’s it like? Is it like being a bug?
Susie: Like a WHAT??
Calvin: I imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a cruel trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitude of it.
Courtesy:Calvin-Hobbes;
P.S:Dedicated to all the girls I have been close to, till date.
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Hopeless Experiences :(
It was one of those July evening..it was raining but still it was sunshine ! I was waiting for a free lift on ma way back from work but had a real tough luck. A loaded auto was approaching towards me from the Infy gate. Due to some strange reason,his headlights were on even though he was moving towards the setting sun with all sunrays on his windshield !
Strange ,I thought.
That being my only hope,I waved my hands desperately for a lift.
But something came to his mind that I couldnt get even today.
He switched off his headlight in response,gave me a red-teeth smile in return and drove away pleasantly.
Great sense of humor..!!
...
I had a feel that I can't eat this chloromint today.No way I can do it. Nah! It cant be done.Something got in ma head.Aaj to khake hi rahenge!! So I turned out to be extra cautious.Neatly removed the pack,put that in my mouth with great care from a strong finger hold.No risks involved. Clear game.Aha! I thought..
I pumped my fists,I finally beat my instincts.."Yes!"
"SIR YOUR ID PLS.."
"Fuck !",I said
Glop! The chloromint popped out of my mouth.
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" (visibly louder )
Damn those insticts man!
...
"Forty-five bucks,Sir"
I paid him off and waited for the change.
The dinner crowd of 'Mahesh' is not something you can really boost of. Fascinated by the rush of public hunger,I was amuused waiting & as well clearing my post-dinner fingers,all happily orange now( for the so called remnants of the historic 'Sambar') with a tissue.I was about to put the five rupees change back in ma pocket.
It was then the lightning stroke ma head!! I realised,I was rubbing my hands with the Rs 5/- note( all blackish orange by then) and the tissue was neatly folded in ma wallet.
God help me.I was literally shocked to see the red teeth auto-driver now sitting in that counter with a red smile for me!!
...
P.S: Still looking for the person who once rightly said" You better know..you are hopeless! "
Strange ,I thought.
That being my only hope,I waved my hands desperately for a lift.
But something came to his mind that I couldnt get even today.
He switched off his headlight in response,gave me a red-teeth smile in return and drove away pleasantly.
Great sense of humor..!!
...
I had a feel that I can't eat this chloromint today.No way I can do it. Nah! It cant be done.Something got in ma head.Aaj to khake hi rahenge!! So I turned out to be extra cautious.Neatly removed the pack,put that in my mouth with great care from a strong finger hold.No risks involved. Clear game.Aha! I thought..
I pumped my fists,I finally beat my instincts.."Yes!"
"SIR YOUR ID PLS.."
"Fuck !",I said
Glop! The chloromint popped out of my mouth.
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" (visibly louder )
Damn those insticts man!
...
"Forty-five bucks,Sir"
I paid him off and waited for the change.
The dinner crowd of 'Mahesh' is not something you can really boost of. Fascinated by the rush of public hunger,I was amuused waiting & as well clearing my post-dinner fingers,all happily orange now( for the so called remnants of the historic 'Sambar') with a tissue.I was about to put the five rupees change back in ma pocket.
It was then the lightning stroke ma head!! I realised,I was rubbing my hands with the Rs 5/- note( all blackish orange by then) and the tissue was neatly folded in ma wallet.
God help me.I was literally shocked to see the red teeth auto-driver now sitting in that counter with a red smile for me!!
...
P.S: Still looking for the person who once rightly said" You better know..you are hopeless! "
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Met My Friend
"How much time left?"
"Umm..say about 40mins "
"What say?"
Saiki gave a thought for a while but finally fell for my tempting offer.
"Chal Maa-ka.."
Destination Brigade Fuel was a 20mins ride from Majestic.Waiting for Indian Railway to arrive in time practically made no sense and so we decided to take a high before we were back to the railway station.
Suvro was coming to Banglore to meet one of his series of so called girlfriends (sorry bro,no offence!). Meeting best college pals after a period of more than 1 year always calls for a toast.But considering people like me and Saiki,we were always more concerned about the party rather than its damn blessed reason and worse of all,totally neglecting if at all the concerned person was present or not.So,so hopeless that we were,we two somehow decided to rock Suvro's arrival before his actual arrival and hence were on our way out there,deciding to attain a grand holy high that nite.
But fortune played a twist that day and things happened that were not supposed to happen.Unfortunately ,The Great Indian Railway was somehow on time and the train reached Banglore defying all our hopes & expetations of minimum 1hour late.Damn this Railway man! First of all they are never in time till date and secondly atleast they should be that much late as much they are expected to be!! So evidently we were screwed badly that nite..
"Shit man !"
"What??" I thought I guessed.
"Suvro's call.."
Saiki talked something on the phone that I could barely understand.Predictably,we were enough high by then. But his post-call words were dramatic,I tell you.
"Chudche* !! He have reached !!"
"Damn man,what to do..shit shit. I m a dead man tonite,he will kill me,he will kill me ." I knew Suvro and I was moving towards a dead nite today.
"What to do..what to do..what to do..",Even Saiki had gone nuts.
I completed ma peg in a sip and suddenly had a sudden eureka moment.
"Saiki !!"
He looked at me with all heveanly expectation..
"What?"
"Run Behenchod !! Run !!"
...
That night after I met Suvro and the day that followed,became one of my greatest memorable day of this weird never-ending life of mine. I longly realised how I love my crazy friends and there crazy way of love & friendship.
*FYI :'Chudche' is a Local linguistic version of Fuck ;)
"Umm..say about 40mins "
"What say?"
Saiki gave a thought for a while but finally fell for my tempting offer.
"Chal Maa-ka.."
Destination Brigade Fuel was a 20mins ride from Majestic.Waiting for Indian Railway to arrive in time practically made no sense and so we decided to take a high before we were back to the railway station.
Suvro was coming to Banglore to meet one of his series of so called girlfriends (sorry bro,no offence!). Meeting best college pals after a period of more than 1 year always calls for a toast.But considering people like me and Saiki,we were always more concerned about the party rather than its damn blessed reason and worse of all,totally neglecting if at all the concerned person was present or not.So,so hopeless that we were,we two somehow decided to rock Suvro's arrival before his actual arrival and hence were on our way out there,deciding to attain a grand holy high that nite.
But fortune played a twist that day and things happened that were not supposed to happen.Unfortunately ,The Great Indian Railway was somehow on time and the train reached Banglore defying all our hopes & expetations of minimum 1hour late.Damn this Railway man! First of all they are never in time till date and secondly atleast they should be that much late as much they are expected to be!! So evidently we were screwed badly that nite..
"Shit man !"
"What??" I thought I guessed.
"Suvro's call.."
Saiki talked something on the phone that I could barely understand.Predictably,we were enough high by then. But his post-call words were dramatic,I tell you.
"Chudche* !! He have reached !!"
"Damn man,what to do..shit shit. I m a dead man tonite,he will kill me,he will kill me ." I knew Suvro and I was moving towards a dead nite today.
"What to do..what to do..what to do..",Even Saiki had gone nuts.
I completed ma peg in a sip and suddenly had a sudden eureka moment.
"Saiki !!"
He looked at me with all heveanly expectation..
"What?"
"Run Behenchod !! Run !!"
...
That night after I met Suvro and the day that followed,became one of my greatest memorable day of this weird never-ending life of mine. I longly realised how I love my crazy friends and there crazy way of love & friendship.
*FYI :'Chudche' is a Local linguistic version of Fuck ;)
Monday, September 13, 2010
Lost Life
We were crazy.We were strange.We were different,diffrent from all.We were that much complete together as much we were incomplete alone.We were no more on this earth.We lived in a different world.We flew in the sky,walked on the clouds!We were talking to the clouds! We broke all rules,all bonds of time !We were free.We cared for nothing,for no one! We had created a world of us,our own world..the world of hopes & dreams!
But whats's for a dream !It leaves you the very moment you open your eyes..
but some day,some day..a phoenix will surely arise !
"For me, I touched a thought, I know,
Has tantalized me many times,
(Like turns of thread the spiders throw
Mocking across our path) for rhymes
To catch at and let go.."
Last Four Lines from 'Two In The Campagna'
-by Robert Browning
But whats's for a dream !It leaves you the very moment you open your eyes..
but some day,some day..a phoenix will surely arise !
"For me, I touched a thought, I know,
Has tantalized me many times,
(Like turns of thread the spiders throw
Mocking across our path) for rhymes
To catch at and let go.."
Last Four Lines from 'Two In The Campagna'
-by Robert Browning
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Sake of last time..
"See dear do not worry, once you clear the 10th exams,life will be easier. After that your studies will be field restricted and hence lesser tension..lesser studies(!!?!)..This is the most critical time,for the last time show us that you are the best.."
After 2 years..
"See,this is the most vital period,now you clear this 12th exam,you will be a free man. All you need is hardwork now. It is this time that leads you to a smoother future life.You give your best now and get into any professional college,you are done with the business.Give your best for the last time man. Things will be easier there after.This is the most important time of your life dear.."
After 2 more years..
"See,I know colleges are where you have fun but I tell you,one wrong step,you slip and son!you are out to no where!! Its just a matter of four years yar,you have to get into a profession in any way. Once you are through,you are in a job,life will be simply best. All you need is to work hard ,may be for the last time.."
After 4 more years..
"This is the best time I know,but be aware son,you have a future..do not ever be reckless about your life. I know you are in a good profession but you should not forget this is the best time to make the foundation for your future. Just be careful and work hard,once you get settled,it will be more easier for you..just give your last best show and you are done !! "
After 1 more year..
Phew !! Forget it man..I am done for now,rather for the so called last time ;)
After 2 years..
"See,this is the most vital period,now you clear this 12th exam,you will be a free man. All you need is hardwork now. It is this time that leads you to a smoother future life.You give your best now and get into any professional college,you are done with the business.Give your best for the last time man. Things will be easier there after.This is the most important time of your life dear.."
After 2 more years..
"See,I know colleges are where you have fun but I tell you,one wrong step,you slip and son!you are out to no where!! Its just a matter of four years yar,you have to get into a profession in any way. Once you are through,you are in a job,life will be simply best. All you need is to work hard ,may be for the last time.."
After 4 more years..
"This is the best time I know,but be aware son,you have a future..do not ever be reckless about your life. I know you are in a good profession but you should not forget this is the best time to make the foundation for your future. Just be careful and work hard,once you get settled,it will be more easier for you..just give your last best show and you are done !! "
After 1 more year..
Phew !! Forget it man..I am done for now,rather for the so called last time ;)
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Another page from my Fictitious Diary-II
"So Did you kiss her??"
"No way yaar.."
"Damn man !! What were you doing so long then !!.."
"Cum'mon dammit,I dont know even if she thinks me as a friend ! How do you expect her to kiss me!!"
"Eh.Errr.hold on ! hold on ! When did I say her to kiss you !! I said you to kiss her !!"
"And how is that different ??"
"Cummon grow up man.If u fuck her and if she fucks you..are they the same thing!!??"
"Fuck you!!"
"See..now even that's a total different zonar,I forget.Even its different if you.."
"Will you jst shut up for God's sake !!"
"Okk!! Anyways,I know..you are soon going to get fucked by her..hehee!!"
I looked at him real bad this time.Why the hell on earth am I listening to all these!
"Who the damn do you think you are to say all these non-sense..?? "..my voice choked to the last word.I was about to break down this time.My head was messed up with mixed thoughts and irritations.
He suddenly came close and kissed me and started laughing out again.
"My sweetoo bro..crying for a gal..hahahahah !"
Partial fact..I dint know what to say.I was really pissed off big time and I really hated it whenever he got me.
He suddenly sat on a chair and started to move his legs to and fro puffing a cigarette as if being in a great thought.He looked up at the ceiling and muttered something.
"Now what??" I was abit curious at that point.'Cos I knew,it was also a fact that he was the only guy who can help me out.He was a sort of pro when it comes to girls.
"See I think in this case you should not run after her,that wont help you in anyway.. and o yes ! that will be really bad,especially for your health !! ".. an expert comment making rings of smoke from the ciggerette.
But now I was somwhere else.Since he is giving it a thought,so he must be counting on some brilliant idea.
I could see he was really thinking on the issue now.
"Why do u think so ?" I was curious.
"Actually I have a bad information about her from her last boyfriend."
"O boy!" I was geting more and more curious.I went and sat close to him. I just forgot the nonsense few minutes back.
"And what is that??"
I was genuinely curious,interested but abit depressed too on the mention of her last relation.But still decided to take it positively. Since he is really considering this fact,that must have to really influence this case.
He remained silent for a while,took two more puffs,let them out and looked into my eyes.
"What the hell man!! What's the info? !!"
He put the ciggerette butt in the astray.Took few sips of water.He looked into my eyes and brought his mouth close to my ears,as if we were sharing some secret codes with each other.Bastard.But I stayed cool,it was about her,it was about my life afterall.
I brought my ears as close to his mouth as possible.And here he goes..
"I heard she stepped on her boy friend's cock when they had sex last time !!"..he bursted laughing too loud,loud like a mad man rolling on the floor.
My head burst off in anger. Damn !Damn ! Damn ! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
I stood up, got him by his collar,kicked his ass like 100times with all the strength I could gather and threw him out of the room.People like him should be made nude and should be caned on their butts publicly !!
But he was mad.He was laughing and laughing,shouting like hell!!
When I banged the door behind him,I could listen him shout.."LOVE YOUUU Baabyy !!"
Friends! Crazy friends !!
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"No way yaar.."
"Damn man !! What were you doing so long then !!.."
"Cum'mon dammit,I dont know even if she thinks me as a friend ! How do you expect her to kiss me!!"
"Eh.Errr.hold on ! hold on ! When did I say her to kiss you !! I said you to kiss her !!"
"And how is that different ??"
"Cummon grow up man.If u fuck her and if she fucks you..are they the same thing!!??"
"Fuck you!!"
"See..now even that's a total different zonar,I forget.Even its different if you.."
"Will you jst shut up for God's sake !!"
"Okk!! Anyways,I know..you are soon going to get fucked by her..hehee!!"
I looked at him real bad this time.Why the hell on earth am I listening to all these!
"Who the damn do you think you are to say all these non-sense..?? "..my voice choked to the last word.I was about to break down this time.My head was messed up with mixed thoughts and irritations.
He suddenly came close and kissed me and started laughing out again.
"My sweetoo bro..crying for a gal..hahahahah !"
Partial fact..I dint know what to say.I was really pissed off big time and I really hated it whenever he got me.
He suddenly sat on a chair and started to move his legs to and fro puffing a cigarette as if being in a great thought.He looked up at the ceiling and muttered something.
"Now what??" I was abit curious at that point.'Cos I knew,it was also a fact that he was the only guy who can help me out.He was a sort of pro when it comes to girls.
"See I think in this case you should not run after her,that wont help you in anyway.. and o yes ! that will be really bad,especially for your health !! ".. an expert comment making rings of smoke from the ciggerette.
But now I was somwhere else.Since he is giving it a thought,so he must be counting on some brilliant idea.
I could see he was really thinking on the issue now.
"Why do u think so ?" I was curious.
"Actually I have a bad information about her from her last boyfriend."
"O boy!" I was geting more and more curious.I went and sat close to him. I just forgot the nonsense few minutes back.
"And what is that??"
I was genuinely curious,interested but abit depressed too on the mention of her last relation.But still decided to take it positively. Since he is really considering this fact,that must have to really influence this case.
He remained silent for a while,took two more puffs,let them out and looked into my eyes.
"What the hell man!! What's the info? !!"
He put the ciggerette butt in the astray.Took few sips of water.He looked into my eyes and brought his mouth close to my ears,as if we were sharing some secret codes with each other.Bastard.But I stayed cool,it was about her,it was about my life afterall.
I brought my ears as close to his mouth as possible.And here he goes..
"I heard she stepped on her boy friend's cock when they had sex last time !!"..he bursted laughing too loud,loud like a mad man rolling on the floor.
My head burst off in anger. Damn !Damn ! Damn ! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
I stood up, got him by his collar,kicked his ass like 100times with all the strength I could gather and threw him out of the room.People like him should be made nude and should be caned on their butts publicly !!
But he was mad.He was laughing and laughing,shouting like hell!!
When I banged the door behind him,I could listen him shout.."LOVE YOUUU Baabyy !!"
Friends! Crazy friends !!
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