"No way yaar.."
"Damn man !! What were you doing so long then !!.."
"Cum'mon dammit,I dont know even if she thinks me as a friend ! How do you expect her to kiss me!!"
"Eh.Errr.hold on ! hold on ! When did I say her to kiss you !! I said you to kiss her !!"
"And how is that different ??"
"Cummon grow up man.If u fuck her and if she fucks you..are they the same thing!!??"
"Fuck you!!"
"See..now even that's a total different zonar,I forget.Even its different if you.."
"Will you jst shut up for God's sake !!"
"Okk!! Anyways,I know..you are soon going to get fucked by her..hehee!!"
I looked at him real bad this time.Why the hell on earth am I listening to all these!
"Who the damn do you think you are to say all these non-sense..?? "..my voice choked to the last word.I was about to break down this time.My head was messed up with mixed thoughts and irritations.
He suddenly came close and kissed me and started laughing out again.
"My sweetoo bro..crying for a gal..hahahahah !"
Partial fact..I dint know what to say.I was really pissed off big time and I really hated it whenever he got me.
He suddenly sat on a chair and started to move his legs to and fro puffing a cigarette as if being in a great thought.He looked up at the ceiling and muttered something.
"Now what??" I was abit curious at that point.'Cos I knew,it was also a fact that he was the only guy who can help me out.He was a sort of pro when it comes to girls.
"See I think in this case you should not run after her,that wont help you in anyway.. and o yes ! that will be really bad,especially for your health !! ".. an expert comment making rings of smoke from the ciggerette.
But now I was somwhere else.Since he is giving it a thought,so he must be counting on some brilliant idea.
I could see he was really thinking on the issue now.
"Why do u think so ?" I was curious.
"Actually I have a bad information about her from her last boyfriend."
"O boy!" I was geting more and more curious.I went and sat close to him. I just forgot the nonsense few minutes back.
"And what is that??"
I was genuinely curious,interested but abit depressed too on the mention of her last relation.But still decided to take it positively. Since he is really considering this fact,that must have to really influence this case.
He remained silent for a while,took two more puffs,let them out and looked into my eyes.
"What the hell man!! What's the info? !!"
He put the ciggerette butt in the astray.Took few sips of water.He looked into my eyes and brought his mouth close to my ears,as if we were sharing some secret codes with each other.Bastard.But I stayed cool,it was about her,it was about my life afterall.
I brought my ears as close to his mouth as possible.And here he goes..
"I heard she stepped on her boy friend's cock when they had sex last time !!"..he bursted laughing too loud,loud like a mad man rolling on the floor.
My head burst off in anger. Damn !Damn ! Damn ! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
I stood up, got him by his collar,kicked his ass like 100times with all the strength I could gather and threw him out of the room.People like him should be made nude and should be caned on their butts publicly !!
But he was mad.He was laughing and laughing,shouting like hell!!
When I banged the door behind him,I could listen him shout.."LOVE YOUUU Baabyy !!"
Friends! Crazy friends !!
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