Ok guys,tonite (lucky me!! huh!) I discovered a funny but a vital ongoing event in my life.It was happening with me for quite a long time but it seems like ,today,finally I have figured that out !!The thing is that I have observed a fact,rather an idiotic fact to be precise..Whenever I eat something,whether its morning breakfast,or a meal or a lunch or any damn thing, I feel sleepy.It doesn't matter whether you are on a bike or a seminar!!But that's not the end.The funniest part is that it happens with me in all case execept MY DINNER ( Grrrrr!! Don laugh I tell you !).
I know its a sort of nonsense nocturnal behaviour,but I cant help it.It ended up like this ,I sleep all day(dont forget my CDAC classes)..and wide awake all nite! Why?? Cause I dont feel sleepy after dinner.Now its not that I always sleep only when I feel sleepy.But the problem fires badly when you lay on your bed for 3 hours at a stretch at night and you find you are still badly,wide awake!! Ok even that can be handled if you really want to know.But the real problem occurs,when you are asked for a presentation infront of 180 matured people (not to mention,all of them wide awake) and you go to sleep infront of all laughing idiots,that too standing !! Shit!!
God help me!!
As your psychiatrist I have diagnosed you suffering from a common disease among the youth today... Insomniac cum day sleeper disorder.. I recommend you start listening Insomniac by Enrique Iglesias and if you really want to sleep try torchering yoursle watching some cultural programmes on Doordarshan and listening to politicians speech that ougtha cure it! :P
ReplyDeleteR u kidding Dude??u went asleep b4 180 guys??
ReplyDeletewen n how did that happen??mail me!!!